Fuzzmonkey

Trimmed but widespread genital hair.

She dropped her pants and her bush went knee to knee... serious fuzzmonkey

by Haseekwa June 24, 2022

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja

Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!

by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Fugymonkey

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkker

You mother fugymonkey

by XD—-LOLOLOL December 12, 2019