Ray: What did you do last night?

Ollie: Ow I was just looking at facebook and there was a picture of Jenny showing a bit of nip, couldn't help but have a fwank over that!

Ray: Dude, you should have text me then we could have fwanked at the same time.

fwank by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

Related Words

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Fwanking

To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.

I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!

Fwanking by Anon_Mendez July 1, 2010

fuwark

Named by the fitness company Fuwark Fitness meaning:

1. A daily effort of bettering oneself while striving to have complete control over the body, mind, and spirit.

2. A very high level of skill or knowledge achieved through life experiences in order to overcome obstacles without hesitation.

One does not find Fuwark, it is to be developed, trained, and mastered. To reach Fuwark means you have not tried hard enough or set high enough goals.

fuwark by Fuwark Fitness December 3, 2019

fwanker

Not being able to say fuck due to children or parents, so the letter f is put in front of any low key swear word, to let the cool people know that you really did just call someone a 'fucking wanker'. any low key swear word may be used after the letter f.

in english class;

Person a: johny's acting like a total fwanker

Person b: yeah no joke. hey good thing no one actually knows we're hard core swearing right now.

Teacher - didnt hear the word fuck, so continues teaching.

fwanker by Rkarly November 25, 2009

fwanker

A wannabe-skater/wangster who also spikes their hair with loads of hair gel, is Irish, and plays football.

Ew, look at that fwanker over there! He's so gross!

fwanker by ibekelly March 28, 2009

fwanksta

a fwanksta is a poser gangsta from Finland. Used by people obsessed with crack whores, barbeques and Google

OMG! Did you see that pic I sent you of that band? They look like fwankstas.

fwanksta by Brittney Sade July 1, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026