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Futurenaut 

A futurenaut is someone who is given a mission by someone from the future. They have become a staple cliche in many science fictional. The term was coined by Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place in the episode "Future Harper", but has been present in many dramas and comedies long before. This term should not be confused with the person who actually travels back in time to relay such a mission.
Examples of Futurenauts include:
Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol

Sarah Connor from The Terminator series.
Goku from the Dragonball Z series.
Bill and Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
A number of people in the Doctor Who series.
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futurenostlgia 

a legendary and tasteful dua stan that ended levitatingng and the other 17 dua stans. he’s also sexy
“futurenostlgia just followed me”
“wtf you’re so lucky”

futuretruth 

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.
I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.
futuretruth by Chuck K July 20, 2007

Futurenanigans 

Shenanigans that will happen in the future
A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw
Futurenanigans by JammySplodge August 10, 2015
Word of the Day on August 13, 2015

Futuresfuture 

That guy over there (futuresfuture) is a big simp.

futrenute 

Obnoxious odor produced by the foot
"Dude, you for some serious futrenute!"
futrenute by Splash Vaporeon November 20, 2016
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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