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(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".
" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"
Futoon by ALHIL April 16, 2019
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

captain futon 

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.
Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...
Futon Time by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.
Human Futon by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

futon bum 

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
futon bum by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008