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Futoon.
Futoon is an arab female name that means " Beauty " or " madly fallen in love". Futoon is a person who love helping people and has the kindest heart. Also she is a strong person and will never allowed to someone to let her down.
Futoon. by Khalid22AA November 29, 2020
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Fatoon
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
captain futon
n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009
Futon Time
Futon Time by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011
Human Futon
A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Human Futon by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008
futon bum
A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
futon bum by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
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