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fustican 

One who holds a large number of unfounded or poorly thought out opinions, especially on political or religious topics. Basically a gullible know-it-all.
My brother is a fustican; he never has good reasons for what he says.
fustican by landis_1 September 16, 2008
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To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.
"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."
Fussicate by kevin reits December 24, 2008

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
the result of the combination of the words "funny" and "russian"
that fucking fussian thinks hes american!
fussian by the fussian March 6, 2004
A name to call your partner if you are feeling indifferent towards them. Can also mean maybe or unsure
'Do you want to go to the party tonight?' 'Fusscat'
Fusscat by muir2000 February 8, 2010

Fossical Media 

Media that old people (or fossils) use instead of social media. Like pen and paper and newspapers.
My grandpa only uses fossical media.
Fossical Media by Kikipuff March 1, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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