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fustican 

One who holds a large number of unfounded or poorly thought out opinions, especially on political or religious topics. Basically a gullible know-it-all.
My brother is a fustican; he never has good reasons for what he says.
fustican by landis_1 September 16, 2008
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To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.

"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."
Fussicate by kevin reits December 24, 2008

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
the result of the combination of the words "funny" and "russian"
that fucking fussian thinks hes american!
fussian by the fussian March 6, 2004
A name to call your partner if you are feeling indifferent towards them. Can also mean maybe or unsure
'Do you want to go to the party tonight?' 'Fusscat'
Fusscat by muir2000 February 8, 2010

Fossical Media 

Media that old people (or fossils) use instead of social media. Like pen and paper and newspapers.
My grandpa only uses fossical media.
Fossical Media by Kikipuff March 1, 2015