Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while
planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and
eat all the bread in your
house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.
Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last
night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more
sand.
Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?
Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the
world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)