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Noun. A person who frequents the meme-sharing website "Funnyjunk" that engages in hate speech toward minorities such as LGBT groups and is pro-police. Usually responds to opposition with anger and facts they learned face value from Ben Shapiro.
Yo, I was on funnyjunk last night and this funnypunk was ranting about how the LGBT community is making kids gay and when I argued with him he edgily responded with "facts don't care about feelings".
Funnypunk by Booptothebop November 23, 2019
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Mr Funnypants 

A character populating the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is a total goofball and whose every breath, move and statement is incapacitatingly funny.
Please stop, Mr Funnypants, I’ve laughed myself nearly to death thanks to your unrelenting twisted commentary!
Mr Funnypants by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
A website for sharing funny pictures designed by the Great Leader (Kim Il-Sung) some time in the 1820-ies after his heroic time travel shortly before his death in 1994, the site was not revealed to the North Korean public before 1995, in an effort to prevent time paradoxes.
At the North Korean reveal of Funnyjunk in 1995, Dear Leader (Kim Jung-Il) took office as Admin of the site, vowing to keep building on the site his father and mentor had left him.
Dear Leader had the site translated into English by July 2001 and was revealed to the international community at the end of same month, its North Korean was obscured, as Dear Leader feared that being honest about the site's origins would hinder the site's growth due to Anti-DPRK biased Americans.
At the death of Dear Leader in 2011, his son DJ 4DMIN (Kim Jong-Un) took office as Admin of Funnyjunk, leading the site to great prosperity by being open about it's glorious North Korean roots and using his manly charisma and boyish charm to sway the user-base to support him and his policy of "North Korea = Best Korea".
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "Have you been on the glorious Funnyjunk today comrade?"
Funnyjunk comrade #2: "I have indeed, the post by our great DJ 4DMIN was very humorous, it shows his great intelligence and personality very much!"
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "I agree completely with you comrade and have no reason not to!"
Funnyjunk by Lordlolland June 8, 2013

Funnyjunkie 

A person that frequents funnyjunk. Like a /b/tard, but with funnyjunk instead of 4Chan.
Bob has an account on funnyjunk, he regularly posts content, and goes there everyday; Bob is a funnyjunkie.
Funnyjunkie by Bobthebananaman January 1, 2012
A website that used to be hilarious, but is now overun by "newfags" who post pictures of naked bitches and cats. It makes me want to THROW A CHAIR.
Man #1: I remember when Funnyjunk was yellow.

Man #2: Yea. Dude did u check out that picture of that dumb broad with a kitten between her tits....im gonna go look at porn now.
Funnyjunk by JohnnyPotSmoker69 September 24, 2009

Funnyjunk.com 

A website that used to be the funniest thing in the world but is now full of cats and reposts. When the so called "Admin" came in it went down hill. Some people liked funnyjunk a long time ago and now hate it. It is mostly meh, bacon ,sexism , racism, and pedofiles and boring with the occasional lol. I like the old FJ when it was yellow...
Rob- Man i like Funnyjunk.com

Roy- I don't, I like it better when it was green/yellow.

Rob- Me too man, someone needs to get rid of all this "Ranking" shit.
Funnyjunk.com by megusta1234 August 21, 2010

Funnyjunk Douche 

Someone who blatantly steals peoples hardwork, gives no credit to the OP, while receiving a considerable amount more thumbs than the OP, in some cases achieving frontpage. In some cases the Funnyjunk Douche will leave the OP's watermark they've left, or signature and claim it to be there own. This shows that the FJ Douche has no respect for his fellow funnyjunk community and therefore has no place on Funnyjunk.

An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.

A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
Some examples of a "Funnyjunk Douche" are ballerinstaller and cameronchase.
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.

An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.

That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
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