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Fun-ectomy 

Where the fun has been removed from your body .. you no longer are able to produce fun.
can be reversed .... with lots of time and effort.
ex: Eric has had a fun-ectomy and is getting it reversed by hanging out with Emily

Frectomy 

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy
A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy
Frectomy by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

Feectomy 

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.
So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!
Feectomy by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

frenectomy 

surgical removal of the frenum, a membrane that lies just under the tongue and that restricts its movement, giving rise to speaking problems.
After frenectomy, the boy could speak distinctly.
frenectomy by uttam maharjan January 15, 2011
The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate
p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.
fisectomy by Satchman78 October 13, 2009

what-the-fuctomy 

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.
Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy
what-the-fuctomy by freon January 26, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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