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Fun-ectomy 

Where the fun has been removed from your body .. you no longer are able to produce fun.
can be reversed .... with lots of time and effort.
ex: Eric has had a fun-ectomy and is getting it reversed by hanging out with Emily
Related Words

Frectomy 

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy
A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy
Frectomy by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

Feectomy 

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.
So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!
Feectomy by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

frenectomy 

surgical removal of the frenum, a membrane that lies just under the tongue and that restricts its movement, giving rise to speaking problems.
After frenectomy, the boy could speak distinctly.
frenectomy by uttam maharjan January 15, 2011
The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate
p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.
fisectomy by Satchman78 October 13, 2009

what-the-fuctomy 

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.
Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy
what-the-fuctomy by freon January 26, 2004