Definitions by Mikehunt2469

Bly 

Commonly occurs with breeding cattle. If you get the bull semen in your eye it causes an infection similar to pink eye but white substance oozes out

My cousin charlie got the bly when he was breeding cattle this summer

Bly by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

Dirty detroit 

When a prostitute takes a dump on your car and slams your head in it.

While visiting michigan I had this prostitute offer a dirty detroit. Now i have a shitty headache

Dirty detroit by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

Spirititis syndrome 

The occurence when you get experience Traumatic sexually aroused by the interaction with the paranormal

When johnny was touched inappropriately by that ghost last year im afraid he got spirititis syndrome

Spirititis syndrome by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

Memphis dump truck 

When you take a dump on beale street then holler slip and slide as you propel ur body into it

I was visiting memphis and thought id try out a memphis dump truck

Memphis dump truck by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

The dugly fuckling

The act of having intercourse with a woman that resembles a duck and is in special ed

I went to resource and this my budiez told me that i had to perform the dugly fuckling onnthis slow chick

The dugly fuckling by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

Frectomy 

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy

A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy

Frectomy by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019