fisectomy

The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate

p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.

fisectomy by Satchman78 October 13, 2009

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Funectomy

When all of the fun has been taken from life.

After my breakup with Peanut and losing my dearest turtle, Fenwick, I felt like a cosmic surgeon just given my life a funectomy.

Funectomy by Shamaniac July 31, 2018

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fisectomy • Fistectomy • Feectomy • Frectomy • Fun-ectomy • fee-ectomy

Frectomy

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy

A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy

Frectomy by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

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Feectomy

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.

So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!

Feectomy by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

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Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

Fistectomy by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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