fisectomy

The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate

p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.

by Satchman78 October 13, 2009

Funectomy

When all of the fun has been taken from life.

After my breakup with Peanut and losing my dearest turtle, Fenwick, I felt like a cosmic surgeon just given my life a funectomy.

by Shamaniac July 31, 2018

Frectomy

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy

A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy

by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

Feectomy

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.

So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!

by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017