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Funderage
When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."
Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."
The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.
Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."
The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.
Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your
daughter!"
Father: "More like Funderage!"
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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."
Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!
Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"
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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"
Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"
Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
daughter!"
Father: "More like Funderage!"
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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."
Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!
Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"
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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"
Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"
Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
Funderage by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010
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fundagelical
Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.
Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.
Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.
fundagelical by anonymous April 21, 2005
fundage
fundage by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009
professional fundraiser
Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs
"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"
"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."
"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."
professional fundraiser by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018
Fundraiser fatigue
A feeling of being overwhelmed and exhausted from constant exposure to social media posts asking for donations. While the individual suffering from this condition may not be financially stable enough themselves to give their money away, an overexposure to conflict, suffering, and humanitarian tragedies will inflict a feeling of guilt for not being able to help.
"I donated my last $20 to Scott's fundraiser last weekend, but ever since then, some of my favourite influencers asked me to give money to like 10 other charities. I really can't afford anything at the moment, but seeing all this suffering in the world really wears me out and makes me feel so guilty for not doing enough. I think I'm suffering from fundraiser fatigue."
Fundraiser fatigue by wolfgang_antweiler August 21, 2020
bacon fundraiser
(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.
Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
bacon fundraiser by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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