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Fundrager

A college party with an entrance fee with the purpose of raising money for a group or organization.
I heard the Shakespeare club is having a fundrager off-campus, $5 for a cup and $1 shots.
by DZChamp May 6, 2009
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Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010
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fundagelical

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.
James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.
by anonymous April 21, 2005
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fundage

Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.
I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.
by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009
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professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs
"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."
by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018
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Fundraiser fatigue

A feeling of being overwhelmed and exhausted from constant exposure to social media posts asking for donations. While the individual suffering from this condition may not be financially stable enough themselves to give their money away, an overexposure to conflict, suffering, and humanitarian tragedies will inflict a feeling of guilt for not being able to help.
"I donated my last $20 to Scott's fundraiser last weekend, but ever since then, some of my favourite influencers asked me to give money to like 10 other charities. I really can't afford anything at the moment, but seeing all this suffering in the world really wears me out and makes me feel so guilty for not doing enough. I think I'm suffering from fundraiser fatigue."
by wolfgang_antweiler August 21, 2020
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bacon fundraiser

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011
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