Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

Fundergrad

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie

After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.

by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009

fundagelical

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.

James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.

by anonymous April 21, 2005

fundage

Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.

I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.

by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009

Underage Drinking

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.

(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!

by MacDAS January 12, 2007

People Against Underage Driving In Reverse

People Against Underage Driving in Reverse, or P.A.U.D.I.R. for short, was formed on January 10th, 2007 after an accident in a residential driveway caused thousands of dollars in damage to a vehicle. The driver not named and under the legal driving age, put a truck in reverse and crashed.

The main mission of the P.A.U.D.I.R is to fight to keep residential streets, highways, and driveways safe from underage driving in reverse....

Oh Shit, People Against Underage Driving In Reverse are going to hunt that bitch down.

by Steve Perry January 12, 2007

Underage Girls

If You typed this in more than likely you are already a pedophile.

Johnny: yo dude you wanna go scoop up some underage girls at the mall this weekend?

Timmy: No dude i don't wanna go to jail you sick pedophile.

by phillippe vanderbilt May 18, 2010