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Function and operate combined.
The way my mind functuates is insane.
Can you please functuate normally?
Functuate by JirkNasty702 January 11, 2021

functure 

the burnt black material on barbequed food
I don't like this functure on my hamburger.
functure by Tristan Kelly January 14, 2007

Fluctuate 

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.
The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.
Fluctuate by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

fluctuated 

Moved up and down, in and out or back and forth at irregular intervals.
Her grades fluctuated dramatically throughout the summer semester.
fluctuated by noit December 3, 2013

functivate

A cross between function and activate.
I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.
functivate by Petra & Jess July 24, 2008
when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.
Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?
Fucktuate by Drim498 July 17, 2010
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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