Skip to main content

FunctionHead

Adjectif

An individual who is often seen or visit a function frequently. Usually, the individual is seen at the school function where they have fun (in the washroom, i.e tooch, vape, e-cig, drug, etc). Thus, they get the adjectif function head for themselves.
See you in the washroom at the function, Rank 1 FunctionHead!
FunctionHead by Yeh ya February 28, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Funionhead 

Funionhead. Which was created in oniontown new York but brought to popularity from the Ceo of oniontown back in 2020, the word is typically used in a way of calling someone out for their actions or the term can be used as a greeting with the right context.
Kenny you funionhead why didn’t you cut the grass. Or my funionhead jerry go back way in time
Funionhead by Seth goldsmith91 July 15, 2023

To get functioned 

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned
To get functioned by jeffbo February 17, 2010

frictionhead 

followers of thefriction.com. Friction Clothing is a company like no other. With team friction and the friction girls, we are unstoppable!
Yeah... jenny, she is one hot ass frictionhead
frictionhead by the friction.com March 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Load more