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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
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high-functioning sociopath
"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014
bringing the midpack to the function
bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022
Dostať Fončordu
When someone srews you over
Mainly used in Slovakia
Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
Mainly used in Slovakia
Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019
Functional Stoner
A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013
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