Funco 

A Fucking Unco(unco-ordinated)

Dam, Check out that Funco

Funco by Beevs March 21, 2004

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

high-functioning sociopath 

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Dostať Fončordu 

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over

"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"

Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

Funcle 

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!

Funcle by Eddywarn February 8, 2017

Functional Stoner 

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013