any company that sucks donkey balls, fails on its promises, all the while stealing your lunch money. can be a verb or a noun.
Noobie: "OMg dis GamE teHSUxORZ, therrz no end gaME cOntent ere'thing is brokd and my character is NerFeD worse Than a RaNger!"

Zogish: "Haha, bitch, you got Funcom'd!"
by Collin S. June 27, 2008
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v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
by G.K. Chesterton September 17, 2004
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Being promised something and then only given half of it, with the other half either never delivered or delivered massively late.
I lent my friend 20 bucks, but he only paid me back 10. Man did I get funcommed.
by kenoyer130 August 14, 2008
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When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.
Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job
by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021
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