Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature

“You are such a Fumble Dog”

by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024

Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

by Bricked March 15, 2021

fumbledore

one who has difficulty holding on to things: Butterfingers

man, larry cant hold on to the ball when we pass it to him. He is a complete fumbledore.

by kristofizznizz March 25, 2008

Fumbledore

Someone who has trouble getting girls (fumbles them, has no rizz)

A: I tried getting that girls number, but she rejected me, like the 10 before her.
B: Fumbledore!

by Imoslav October 8, 2023