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I want to fUk the brown m+m

These words was said by the famous Wilbur Soot, who is a famous makeup, and animal expert.
Wilbur- the brown m+m is very nice, i want to FUk the brown m+m
Tommy- Foking hell wilBur foot

fuk tard 

wen sum1 is a fukkin piece of shit
OMG! Thats so gross, u fuk tard!!!
fuk tard by attitudegurl721 January 31, 2005

dik fuk the dong smasher 

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

wut teh fuk 

The definition of wut teh fuk is "What the Fuck" it is a short term word meaning the same as WTF or What the fuck its simple to remember because it is the corruption of WTF now, please use it often and die.
Rebert: Hello mr.bitch
Mr.B: How are you today, and wut teh fuk is your problem?
wut teh fuk by TornAngel December 30, 2008

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

fuktitish 

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.
I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.
fuktitish by The Garage March 18, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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