by Eramus December 23, 2009
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That's common sense, elementary internet knowledge and upper-intermediate history knowledge.
He was the sole factor that drove Führer to his insanity and detachment from reality(although you can't really blame him), and, as such, the true, albeit perhaps unintentional driving force behind many of those related historic events that began in first half of the 20th century, most of them being horrible events that most of the decent world is rather unconfortable and reluctant to remember. He's also (arguably)confirmed to having had the limited ability of omnipresence.
* It should be noted, however, that even today, it is still unconfirmed whether that is this mighty manipulative troll entity's real name. In fact, not even its final status is completely certain, although many believe it to be gone for good.
Because from the moment Fegelein is concerned, you cannot really be sure of anything anymore, amirite? *wink*
That's common sense, elementary internet knowledge and upper-intermediate history knowledge.
He was the sole factor that drove Führer to his insanity and detachment from reality(although you can't really blame him), and, as such, the true, albeit perhaps unintentional driving force behind many of those related historic events that began in first half of the 20th century, most of them being horrible events that most of the decent world is rather unconfortable and reluctant to remember. He's also (arguably)confirmed to having had the limited ability of omnipresence.
* It should be noted, however, that even today, it is still unconfirmed whether that is this mighty manipulative troll entity's real name. In fact, not even its final status is completely certain, although many believe it to be gone for good.
Because from the moment Fegelein is concerned, you cannot really be sure of anything anymore, amirite? *wink*
*Günsche walks in*
Günsche: Obergruppenführer, der Führer wünschet mit Sie sprechen.
Fegelein: Ich bin nicht in die Bunkeranlage.
*momentary silence*
Günsche: Sie sind in die Bunkeranlage. Sie sitzen direkt vor mir.
Fegelein: Wie bitte?
*momentary silence and very characteristic stares*
*Günsche walks out of the room*
*extended silence*
*suddenly, thundering through the whole bunker* "FEGELEIN!!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN! *SLAM*"
Günsche: Obergruppenführer, der Führer wünschet mit Sie sprechen.
Fegelein: Ich bin nicht in die Bunkeranlage.
*momentary silence*
Günsche: Sie sind in die Bunkeranlage. Sie sitzen direkt vor mir.
Fegelein: Wie bitte?
*momentary silence and very characteristic stares*
*Günsche walks out of the room*
*extended silence*
*suddenly, thundering through the whole bunker* "FEGELEIN!!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN! *SLAM*"
by TurkishSK August 22, 2011
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The ultimate prankster in the Hitler rants parodies on YouTube. From pooping on the toilet so no one can use it to abandoning his post on the battlefield, he never fails to have Hitler ramming his fist on the desk in rage.
Gunsche: The toilet is clogged.
Hitler: Damn that Fegelein keeps getting the damn toilet clogged up. Unclog it you fool. I don't maintain the toilet. You do. Get the damn plunger and unclog the toilet it's not that hard you've done it before. It's easy. Unclog the toilet and send Fegelein to me! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!
Hitler: Damn that Fegelein keeps getting the damn toilet clogged up. Unclog it you fool. I don't maintain the toilet. You do. Get the damn plunger and unclog the toilet it's not that hard you've done it before. It's easy. Unclog the toilet and send Fegelein to me! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!
by Joker9292 July 12, 2010
Get the Fegelein mug.The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"
Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.
by Shaft January 25, 2004
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"Wow, she is really focused on he'd work today."
"It would seem so, but she's fudgeling as usual. When I passed her desk, she was playing Mega Annoying Invites: Friendslist Spam-catastrophe on Facebook
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by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015
Get the Fudgel mug.An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Hermann Fegelein mug.A fegel wrag is a very simple term with different meanings
First: a slipper with a foot and half a sock not attached to a leg
"Wow jack your really pulling of that fegel wrag!!"
Second meaning: A kleptomaniac Jewish chimney sweeper with slight autism tendencies.
Kid "Hey daddy is that Santa"
Dad "no its a fucking dirty fegel wrag"
Third meaning: a dusty backwards cock grab
"I think I've been fegel wragged"
First: a slipper with a foot and half a sock not attached to a leg
"Wow jack your really pulling of that fegel wrag!!"
Second meaning: A kleptomaniac Jewish chimney sweeper with slight autism tendencies.
Kid "Hey daddy is that Santa"
Dad "no its a fucking dirty fegel wrag"
Third meaning: a dusty backwards cock grab
"I think I've been fegel wragged"
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