fudgelito

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"

Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.

fudgelito by Shaft January 25, 2004

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Fidelitor

A person whom you commit an act of Infidelity with

Jeremiah had to go take his fidelitor some stomach medicine after his long night of infidelities

Fidelitor by pscott1981 December 7, 2021

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fudgemite

an overweight person; someone who is plump and/or consumes large quantities of fudge.

"Lay off the McDonalds, fudgemite!!!"

fudgemite by Forty Two March 20, 2008

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fudgenit crackerjack box

a word used in place for a cuss word like, fuck.

Girl1: Fudgenit crackerjack box, i forgot my ipod at home...

Girl2: Your an idiot...

Girl1: I know. ^^

fudgenit crackerjack box by sashamutt January 18, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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