cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)
You're such a cock m00f George
by Shaft May 29, 2003
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herbal bath

managerie - to take a bath with an abundance of scented oils, candles, and other aromatherapeudicly stimulating items. Also accompanied by flogging the dolphin and Marvin Gaye playing in the background.
Bill Gates is taking an herbal bath.
by Shaft August 06, 2003
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fudgelito

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"
Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.
by Shaft January 26, 2004
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heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
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shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.
Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.
by Shaft January 26, 2004
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canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city
canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world
by Shaft February 01, 2004
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hood pop

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.
peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.
by shaft July 23, 2004
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