blow it up

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.

Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!

by Shaft January 31, 2004

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by shaft March 19, 2003

fudgelito

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"

Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

canton, ohio

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

by Shaft February 01, 2004

cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)

You're such a cock m00f George

by Shaft May 28, 2003

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

by Shaft January 31, 2004

Moourns

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

by shaft March 28, 2004