Fudgel

an eighteenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything at all."

"Wow, she is really focused on he'd work today."

"It would seem so, but she's fudgeling as usual. When I passed her desk, she was playing Mega Annoying Invites: Friendslist Spam-catastrophe on Facebook

by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015

Fudgel

Pretending to work while actually doing nothing.

The weather was rainy and cold, so I'm guilty of having a fudgel day.

by Mz. Meow March 23, 2025

Fudge crumb

Slang for country music song. As made popular by GMM.

You'll need one scrappy line in your chorus to act as your hook. That's usually the title of the fudge crumb.

by Makg June 16, 2016

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013

fudgemullah

to wipe excrement on your opponent's face

it was so boring living in slough that ronnie decided to invent new words like fudgemullah. he was so cool, everyone wanted to be his friend.

by nuface July 30, 2007

Fudge Pie

When you ejaculate inside of a girl during anal sex. She then proceeds to push out your man juice like she normally would in a regular vaginal cream pie but it comes out of her ass instead.

Dude I came inside of her ass last night! She totally fudge pied me when I was done! It was so tits!

by Moshbearpig May 18, 2013

fudged her huggies

When a baby poops their nappy/diaper. Fudge = poop, huggies = nappy/diaper. Used in the Simpsons episode, 'Strong Arms of the Ma.

Bart: 'Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her huggies!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'

by Online Fan October 14, 2016