Fegelein 

Hermann Fegelein* > Adolf Hitler
That's common sense, elementary internet knowledge and upper-intermediate history knowledge.
He was the sole factor that drove Führer to his insanity and detachment from reality(although you can't really blame him), and, as such, the true, albeit perhaps unintentional driving force behind many of those related historic events that began in first half of the 20th century, most of them being horrible events that most of the decent world is rather unconfortable and reluctant to remember. He's also (arguably)confirmed to having had the limited ability of omnipresence.

* It should be noted, however, that even today, it is still unconfirmed whether that is this mighty manipulative troll entity's real name. In fact, not even its final status is completely certain, although many believe it to be gone for good.
Because from the moment Fegelein is concerned, you cannot really be sure of anything anymore, amirite? *wink*

*Günsche walks in*
Günsche: Obergruppenführer, der Führer wünschet mit Sie sprechen.
Fegelein: Ich bin nicht in die Bunkeranlage.
*momentary silence*
Günsche: Sie sind in die Bunkeranlage. Sie sitzen direkt vor mir.
Fegelein: Wie bitte?
*momentary silence and very characteristic stares*
*Günsche walks out of the room*
*extended silence*
*suddenly, thundering through the whole bunker* "FEGELEIN!!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN!! *SLAM* FEGELEIN! *SLAM*"

Fegelein by TurkishSK August 22, 2011

Fegelein 

The ultimate prankster in the Hitler rants parodies on YouTube. From pooping on the toilet so no one can use it to abandoning his post on the battlefield, he never fails to have Hitler ramming his fist on the desk in rage.

Gunsche: The toilet is clogged.

Hitler: Damn that Fegelein keeps getting the damn toilet clogged up. Unclog it you fool. I don't maintain the toilet. You do. Get the damn plunger and unclog the toilet it's not that hard you've done it before. It's easy. Unclog the toilet and send Fegelein to me! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

Fegelein by Joker9292 July 12, 2010

Hermann Fegelein 

An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!

He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.

Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.

Hermann Fegelein is soooo hot! =)

Hermann Fegelein by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Zombie Fegelein 

Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.

Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.

Zombie Fegelein by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010