fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...

by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005

Fuckwitism

There's no cure for fuckwitism

There's no cure for fuckwitism

by Markcheezydouglas February 22, 2026

Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fucktimism

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fuckitis

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined

Nannette has fuckitis....

by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012