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fuckshitcock

A shout of extreme frustation at the current situation. Also abbreviated for the ears of children as "FSC!"
"Hey man, watch out for that stool, it likes to fall over."
*crash*
"FUCKSHITCOCK."
fuckshitcock by Evil Badman April 19, 2004
Words you can keep

fuckshitcock! 

The coolest way to check a microphone at a gig.
fuckshitcock! by hellaindie June 29, 2010

Fuckshitcockballs 

A mix of the meanings of fuck, shit, cock, and balls. For more effect, place the emphasis on "balls", right after a short pause.
- Babe?
- Yes dear?
- I'm pregnant.
- Fuckshitcock-BALLS.
- What?
- Fuckshitcockballs!!!
Fuckshitcockballs by McBallz March 16, 2009

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit 

A word muttered when driving fast through a narrow space.
"And as dave put his car into 3rd gear around the bend turning into his driveway just missing the gateposts he exclaimed, 'fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit!' And then came to a halt."

Fuckshitdickballs 

1. A term used to describe extreme, and/or extra extreme and severe frustration, anger, agression, pain, agony, and/or molestation.

2. A term used to describe extreme pleasure.
FUCKSHITDICKBALLS! You dropped that extremly or extra extremely heavy object on my foot!

FUCKSHITDICKBALLS! That felt extremely pleasurable!

fuckshitfuckshitfuck 

Exclamation. describing state of panic.
fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;

Opening a parachute but to no effect.

Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.

Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.

Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.

Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.

fuckshitcocksucker 

What you say when you stub your toe
Bob: *Hits bare toe against concrete wall while running* “HOLY FUCKSHITCOCKSUCKER”
fuckshitcocksucker by Lucahmaster August 12, 2018
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