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"Becky, my fuckeon, wanna have a bootycall tonight"

"If I ever see your black fuckeon at my door, I will obliterate him with my katana" -first used
Fuckeon by Whale_Boss69 November 7, 2018
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the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017
An Australian expression used to convey happiness, satisfaction, or agreement to a proposed question, or an exclamation to a recent event.

Pronounced "fuckin-aye-f"
"Do you want a hit of this mate?"
"Yea alright, fuckenoaf"

"Fuckenoaf, stars are so good tonight"
fuckenoaf by lez mate February 14, 2019

Fuckening 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens
Fuckening by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

Fucken oath 

australian slang for "sure thing" or "i'll say or "you're right" or damn straight.
Statement: Its cold tonight
Response: Fucken oath it is
Fucken oath by Jacketstar November 19, 2013

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004