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FunkMuffin 

The word FunkMuffin is an expression which gives off an air of nerdyness it also has a meaning for a muffin which is made out of a substance which comes from the croch reagion.
"What The Fuck!? That tastes like a Funkmuffin!
FunkMuffin by Maxymm96 October 18, 2006
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fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.
I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.
fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.
You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.
punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."
"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck
AH! FUCKMUFFINS!
Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008

Fanmuffin 

A combination of a Fangirl (or fanboy) and a twatmuffin. Generally close minded overzealous fans who - upon realizing they can't win an argument - result to insults and general asshattery.
Guy one: Did you see that guy's rant on how 'awesome' Sephiroth is?

Guy two: Yeah he's a complete fanmuffin.
Fanmuffin by Kahn Iceay February 10, 2010
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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