fucking me

What your mom was REALLY doing last night.

Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.

by Momfucker September 12, 2015

fucking me over

When some does your ass wrong, or tries to play you

That bitch ain’t gimme no type of sauce bruh, on god she fucking me over.

by RealStreetKneega November 14, 2017

Fucking me off

When "pissing me off" just isn't strong enough.

Drivers who just dart in front of me like that are really fucking me off!

by Simon Proxy January 23, 2011

Fucking me off

When something/someone is irritating you beyond explainable levels. Usually said by South Africans.

"This goddamn stats homework is fucking me off!"

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

Fucking Me Off

A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.

"This is fucking me off"

by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015

Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

by gregben February 20, 2022

Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.

1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"

by Kateebby October 9, 2008