fucking me
Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.
fucking me by Momfucker September 12, 2015
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Fucking me off
Fucking me off by Simon Proxy January 23, 2011
Fucking me off
Fucking me off by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015
Fucking Me Off
A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.
"This is fucking me off"
Fucking Me Off by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015
Somebody’s Fucking Me
A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Somebody’s Fucking Me by gregben February 20, 2022
Are you fucking me?
1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.
2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.
2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"
2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"
2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
Are you fucking me? by Kateebby October 9, 2008
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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