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Fucked up the ass without lube 

Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

And then i fucked her up the ass 

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker 

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing