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finger-fucked 

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers
soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.
finger-fucked by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012

fucked by the finger of fate 

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.
After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

finger fucker 

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.
OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.

Finger Fucker 

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?
Finger Fucker by Boscoe September 10, 2009