Definitions by Ranchcarpets

BRA 

Boobie Retention Apparatus

Women use a bra to hold back the biddies!!

BRA by Ranchcarpets April 5, 2024

BRA 

Boobie Retention Apparatus

Use a bra to hold back those big ole bitties!!

BRA by Ranchcarpets March 13, 2024

Bra 

Boobie Retention Apparatus

That bra holds back alot of bitties!!

Bra by Ranchcarpets March 12, 2024

Ffsps 

Fat Finger Small Phone syndrome

I suffer from ffsps when I try and text ….

Ffsps by Ranchcarpets December 24, 2021

rain brain 

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!

Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!

rain brain by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020

Fuckalukus of the Lung 

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

Fuckalukus of the Lung by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

Shit Cup 

Farting and Using your hand as a cup you sneak up on someone and release the smell into their face!!

Did you see Dave shit cup Johnny he couldn't take the smell he almost threw up and passed out!!!

Shit Cup by Ranchcarpets February 21, 2017