Ranchcarpets's definitions

BRA

Boobie Retention Apparatus

Women use a bra to hold back the biddies!!

by Ranchcarpets April 5, 2024

BRA

Boobie Retention Apparatus

Use a bra to hold back those big ole bitties!!

by Ranchcarpets March 13, 2024

Bra

Boobie Retention Apparatus

That bra holds back alot of bitties!!

by Ranchcarpets March 12, 2024

Ffsps

Fat Finger Small Phone syndrome

I suffer from ffsps when I try and text ….

by Ranchcarpets December 24, 2021

rain brain

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!

Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!

by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020

Fuckalukus of the Lung

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

Shit Cup

Farting and Using your hand as a cup you sneak up on someone and release the smell into their face!!

Did you see Dave shit cup Johnny he couldn't take the smell he almost threw up and passed out!!!

by Ranchcarpets February 21, 2017