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religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.
I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fucksome 

adjective

1. Used to describe something that is Fucking Awesome (BITCH)
Arthur: the new green day song 21 guns is FUCKSOME

Bob: yeah maybe... but whats REALLY Fucksome is American Boy by estelle its amazin

*Bob gets ran over by a lorry, then a passing retard takes a shit in his face*

God: Hooray now everybodys happy :)
Fucksome by Arthuriscool July 31, 2009

Fucksome 

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time
"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"
Fucksome by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

fuckcomet 

a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.
Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.
fuckcomet by SqueekUSA March 3, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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