FuckAoMe

Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.

Hey…wanna FuckAoMe tonight?

I got the candles and a play list.

FuckAoMe by Anita Nap February 1, 2024

religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.

I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

religious fuckamentalist by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Fucksome 

adjective

1. Used to describe something that is Fucking Awesome (BITCH)

Arthur: the new green day song 21 guns is FUCKSOME

Bob: yeah maybe... but whats REALLY Fucksome is American Boy by estelle its amazin

*Bob gets ran over by a lorry, then a passing retard takes a shit in his face*

God: Hooray now everybodys happy :)

Fucksome by Arthuriscool July 31, 2009

Fucksome 

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

Fucksome by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

fuckcomet 

a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.

Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.

fuckcomet by SqueekUSA March 3, 2008