fuckcomet 

a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.

Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.

fuckcomet by SqueekUSA March 3, 2008

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckcore

The next level of hardcore. So unbelievably intense that the average human cannot withstand it. So amazing it's painful, or lethal. It takes a spirit made of solid steel to be fuckcore at anything.

1) That man was such a fuckcore Christian that he probably jacks off to the bible.

2) Joe did a triple backflip on his bike, his BMX skills are unparalleled fuckcore.

fuckcore by Zurenriri October 18, 2008

Fucksome 

adjective

1. Used to describe something that is Fucking Awesome (BITCH)

Arthur: the new green day song 21 guns is FUCKSOME

Bob: yeah maybe... but whats REALLY Fucksome is American Boy by estelle its amazin

*Bob gets ran over by a lorry, then a passing retard takes a shit in his face*

God: Hooray now everybodys happy :)

Fucksome by Arthuriscool July 31, 2009

Fucksome 

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

Fucksome by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

funkometer 

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

funkometer by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003