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fuckcomet 

a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.
Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.
fuckcomet by SqueekUSA March 3, 2008
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fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
The next level of hardcore. So unbelievably intense that the average human cannot withstand it. So amazing it's painful, or lethal. It takes a spirit made of solid steel to be fuckcore at anything.
1) That man was such a fuckcore Christian that he probably jacks off to the bible.

2) Joe did a triple backflip on his bike, his BMX skills are unparalleled fuckcore.
fuckcore by Zurenriri October 18, 2008

Fucksome 

adjective

1. Used to describe something that is Fucking Awesome (BITCH)
Arthur: the new green day song 21 guns is FUCKSOME

Bob: yeah maybe... but whats REALLY Fucksome is American Boy by estelle its amazin

*Bob gets ran over by a lorry, then a passing retard takes a shit in his face*

God: Hooray now everybodys happy :)
Fucksome by Arthuriscool July 31, 2009

Fucksome 

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time
"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"
Fucksome by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

funkometer 

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.
When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.
funkometer by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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