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fuck me mate 

1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"
fuck me mate by tom metcalfe September 1, 2006

fuck off mate 

Something to say when someone fuckin wit chu
Guy 1: hey who let this fagget out
Guy 2: I don’t know
Guy 3: fuck off mate
fuck off mate by Ice cube doc dre January 17, 2018

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly
Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

fuck material

The kind of girl that you'd dump after a fuck, who's only purpose is to be fucked
My sister and I used to have sex, she was pure fuck material!! I think she has 7 handicapped children now HAHAHAHHA
fuck material by Mr. Hope January 11, 2016

fuckmate 

noun, a sexual partner

A copulation always requires a partner, and such a partner (or probable partner) receives several names. Please note that mate means colleague or also person with whom someone shares something. Thus, if two girls have the same loverboy, they are fuckmates (they share the same fucker) also.
Well, Monica, it's visible that you need a good fuckmate urgently.
fuckmate by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Room Fuckmate 

The most difficult company you could find when you go on a school trip, an exchange or when you are on Erasmus.
Stadistics of finding a Room Fuckmate:
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.

Fuckmate Coincidence
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|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G

|transgen|

|asexual|

|demisexual|

FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
Room Fuckmate by Teh Wolfboy December 11, 2015