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fuck load 

a lot, a bunch, a shit load
dam thers a fuck load of shit in that porto-potty
fuck load by the whackenator September 23, 2004

fuck load of toast 

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast
Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast
fuck load of toast by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011

ass fuck load 

The amount of cum it takes to over load a persons ass hole..usually until it runs over

and/or

A large amount of money it takes to purchase something.
That bitch has a high ass fuck load tolerance.

and/or

That kilo is gonna cost an ass fuck load.
The Andy Warhol painting cost an ass fuck load.
ass fuck load by fubudre January 13, 2011

Fuck Load 

1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.
1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."

2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
Fuck Load by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

Fuck Load 

Seven (7) of any item.
Any item numbering seven (7) shall be considered a fuck load
James "How many boxes to ship?"
Russ "One box shy of a fuck load!"
JP "Make that a full fuck load boys, got the last box to load this fuck the fuck up"
Fuck Load by captain_sideburns December 23, 2008

Fuck load 

Unit of measurement used to describe someone with ten or more of an object. e.g. 'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'
'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery'
Fuck load by ChelbyLea January 24, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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