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Fuck Your Shelf 

The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.
For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!

Why is this day dragging on? FMS

I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.
Fuck Your Shelf by FMS Man October 4, 2011
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Go Fuck Your Selfie 

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.
*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!
Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

go fuck your self 

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments
"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"
go fuck your self by Chozito July 4, 2004

fuck your self 

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).
Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self
fuck your self by AGotALife September 28, 2017

Go fuck yourself 

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
Word of the Day on March 8, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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