Fuck Wagon 

A term of disrespect, usually similar in meaning to either whore, fink or backstabber.

But usually just used at careless abandon, like douchebag or faggot.

Michael! You, sir, are a fuck wagon!

Fuck Wagon by Wayne Mackin July 6, 2007

fuck wagon 

an extreme whore, a prostitute

I'm going to go hit up that fuck wagon for a booty call.

fuck wagon by Time89 November 29, 2004

fuck a duck on a gut wagon 

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

fuck a duck on a gut wagon by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018

fuckwagon 

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.

Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"

fuckwagon by KaiKai June 30, 2007

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

Fuckagon by gregben May 27, 2023

fuckwagon 

1)One who treats his 'friends' terribly, must always argue about everything.
2)One who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)One who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an asshole.

"Man, that Tim has been a real FUCKWAGON lately."
"No shit."

fuckwagon by guessieus-whosieus January 11, 2004

Fucktagonal

When a group of friends enjoy sexing each other despite the romantic relationships formed previous to the sexing.

I banged Dan's Fiance, and then my roommates girlfriend. What a Fucktagonal Relationship. :)

Fucktagonal by HairySteve November 23, 2009