fuck swag
a promiscuous charm; a state when a guy/girl acts the right way that makes you want to fuck him or her.
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Swag Me The Fuck In
Not to be confused with "swag me the fuck out" common lyrics by group Golf Wang. Swag me the fuck in implies swog, swadge or swug with good connotations.
Bruh I'm diggin' the headband fannypack combo! Swag me the fuck in!
Swag me the fuck in before I go cum on my own chin!
Swag me the fuck in before I go cum on my own chin!
Swag Me The Fuck In by thebootsybeast September 18, 2012
Related Words
fuck swag • swagga fuck • Swag Me The Fuck In • fuckswaggle • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi • fuck off
swagga fuck
verb.
1. the act of attempting to make oneself seem better than they actually are
2. buying too much of a staple of clothing to be "in" or as an attempt to get fucked by the ladies (or men, if you're gay - no disrespect)
1. the act of attempting to make oneself seem better than they actually are
2. buying too much of a staple of clothing to be "in" or as an attempt to get fucked by the ladies (or men, if you're gay - no disrespect)
Jon: Yo dude, Dylan just swagga fucked me in this text.
Dude: Whatchu mean?
Jon: he said "I am proceeding onward to the repository."
Dude: What the fuck? He totally just went on thesaurus.com and swagga fucked that whole sentence.
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Maurese: i be rockin' the skinnies mayn
Corey: those are so two weeks ago
Maurese: shit I just bought 12 pairs of these
Dude: Whatchu mean?
Jon: he said "I am proceeding onward to the repository."
Dude: What the fuck? He totally just went on thesaurus.com and swagga fucked that whole sentence.
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Maurese: i be rockin' the skinnies mayn
Corey: those are so two weeks ago
Maurese: shit I just bought 12 pairs of these
swagga fuck by DylanChillin April 19, 2010
fuckswaggle
fuckswaggle by JesusPom June 28, 2009
Fuckswaggle
To be tricked in a ruthless and execrable way, resulting in outlandish righteous indignation and of course, grave disappointment.
My son proclaimed audaciously, "I've been fuckswaggled," when told he couldn't have a snack until his room was clean.
Fuckswaggle by Mommommommommom July 20, 2018
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