swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
-NigaHiga

We asians have swag! <--SWOG

by iateyourdog February 05, 2012

swog

The lack of swag. Ironically a given when someone claims to have swag.

"Man, that kid just came in here with his pants 'round his ankles saying he has swag."

"He's definitely full of swog."

by luceypants February 07, 2012

swog

The opposite of swag; derpy or dorky
Also, if you have to say you have swag, than it's probably swog

Guy walks by a hot girl trying to look cool, but stumbles over his own foot, and girl says "Got some real swog there"

by u mad halamonsta? February 03, 2012

swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool loser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms include: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, gynocomesita, wannabe, wack, the number six, and the one guy that started SOPA.

"I just benched 135 lbs..Swag"
"My wallet Versace, my shoe laces Versace, my toilet paper Gucci"
These people have
"SWOG!"

by ibkidz February 10, 2012

swog

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag

*checking out girl and runs into pole*
I got Swog

by swogmaster February 06, 2012

swog

the way one represents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

"Swag, something we asians got"
SWOG

"You guys! Will you shut up, I'm trying to watch Gossip Girl!"
SWOG

-Saying you have swag=SWOG
"I can play the piano sometimes,swag!"
"I just benched 135 pounds, swag!"
"I take a poo with the door open, swag!"
SWOG

by arithegreat February 11, 2012

swog

Adjective; A sweggier version of sweg. So much sweg it becomes 'Swog'. Also associated with edgy memes and edgy things.

ie: 'Hey, that joke was so swog!'
ie: 'Your hat is the swoggiest thing I've ever seen!'

by tubster789 April 24, 2016