Fuck Flush
Man: When she asked for every drop, I was all like OK, you asked for it, and fuck flushed right there on her face.
Man 2: Gross.
Man 2: Gross.
Fuck Flush by Invention20k January 17, 2017
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fuck ‘n flush
A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.
I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.
fuck ‘n flush by Aelana August 13, 2022
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flush fuck
Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind. just as you are about to get off ram it in deep and hard , while shoving her head into the toilet and flushing..... man what ACTION! for a little more twist do it on a toilet full of shit . but hang on tight guys , its gonna be a rough ride.
flush fuck by dm February 22, 2005
Fuck Flash Back (FFB)
Fuck Flash Back... you just fucked some chick the other night, while you were off your fucking face.. then, when your mind wanders...
BAM. FFB...
the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...
most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...
BAM. FFB...
the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...
most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...
"oh man, i gotta “Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” with the rentals at dinner last night"
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."
“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."
“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."
Fuck Flash Back (FFB) by andy697887 June 28, 2010
flash fuck
The girl that I was afraid to ask out sneaked up behind gave me a surprise flash fuck.
Before the Ayatollahs shut down the nightclubs, many an Iranian enjoyed a flash fuck.
Before the Ayatollahs shut down the nightclubs, many an Iranian enjoyed a flash fuck.
flash fuck by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006
Flash Fuck
Flash Fuck by Datnigga@trapsandtrunks.com May 15, 2018
Flash back fuck
Well having some good old fashioned intercourse throw ur partner for a loop and slap them and attacking them screaming they’re in the trees. Then proceed to nut on them using your penis as a powerful machine gun.
Flash back fuck by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
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