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fuck faced 

It was only 10, but Mike was already fuck faced.
fuck faced by Spoonie November 24, 2003
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Fuck Faced 

To get totally messed up out of your mind!

To be wasted.

God!! Tiffany is soooo fuck faced!!
Fuck Faced by dalilmama October 16, 2008

fuck faced cunt 

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.
Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

fuck faced weasel 

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.
You are such a fucker faced weasel

Fuck Faced Fairy 

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)
*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry
Fuck Faced Fairy by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

fuck faced asshole 

The word most commonly used against a dick/asshole/any guy that has all the women/cheating or wife beating asshole.

Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features
"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"
Fuck Faced Donkey by ThatPotatoAsh February 28, 2017
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