Ftfms

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Acronym: "Fixed that for myself" Derived from Ftfy, or "Fixed that for you"
Used when one knows when one's previous comment was erroneous; primarily in a comment below an original comment.

"I smoked an ounce in an hour! By Myself!"
-Herp McDerp
NEXT COMMENT:
"LOL I meant a gram LOL Ftfms"
-Herp McDerp

Ftfms by FTFMS January 18, 2011

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FTFM

Acronym for "Fixed That For Myself". Used when replying to one's own post to correct information; or, alternately, when self-editing a post one has already made. See also: FTFY.

I can't get this image to post! EDIT: Nevermind (FTFM).

FTFM by Doombuggyman March 26, 2009

Related Words

FTFM • FTFSFA • FTFSSFM! • FTFTST • FTOMS • ftf sale • FTF

FTFS

acronym for "fuck that fuckin' shit"

"I was going to mow the lawn, but FTFS."

"Cooking sounds like a terrible idea. FTFS, let's go to Taco Bell."

FTFS by Scuda Hindy March 14, 2009

FTFS

Fuck This Fucking Shit

Oh man, I just got pulled over for driving while black again, FTFS ...

FTFS by calexil January 28, 2014

FTFS

For The Fuck Sake

FTFS, you're dumbest person I've ever met.

FTFS by neytireyqa January 21, 2015

FTFM

"From the Fucking Manual." Used to introduce a quote from a product's documentation in response to a question about that product posed in online forums, usenet, IRC, email, etc.

Using the term FTFM, like RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual) from which is was derived, tells a person that they should have read the manual before asking. Unlike RTFM, however, FTFM is used when the person responding actually wants to provide a useful answer.

Question: "Is it possible to pass sudo a password from stdin instead of the command prompt?"

Answer: "Yes, it is. FTFM:

Options

-S stdin, read the password from the standard input instead of the terminal."

FTFM by PunctuallyChallenged June 9, 2011

FTFM

F*** The F***ing Manual

Men don't need manuals or directions... Throw it out and figure it out yourself

Bill's wife nagged him to put that treadmill together, so he looked at the instructions. The pictures were big with not enough detail, it was written in 15 languages none of which told him exactly what to do. He yelled FTFM, threw the directions out and figured it out for himself!

FTFM by bombersfan July 14, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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