FTOMS

Stands for Fat Tub Of Monkey Shit

“Look at Kole he is such a FTOMS”

by KoleFTOMS June 2, 2022

to do the frömsdorf

Leaving a conversation, meeting or situation with one or more people without saying good bye or anything. Normally performed without anybody noticing at first.

Where did Bruno go? I haven't seen him for a while. I guess he did the frömsdorf.

Did Emily just leave? He did not even say something. Well apparently he did the frömsdorf.

It is his way to leave withiut saying anything or to do the frömsdorf.

by Fdpemil November 25, 2022

ftos jay

when a middle schooler gets arrested.

Person 1: I heard that (person) is an ftos jay.
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested in middle school, haha.

by noname16 January 4, 2021

fpoms

Filthy Piece Of Motherfucking Shit.

You liar! Stfu. I know, you are an excellent fpoms. :P

by Mr. Arbit July 24, 2014

Flomstab

A spazzy, or retarded person, who travel in invisible wheelchairs.

Charlie Pree & Emily Watts are flomstabs!

by VishnuFlomstab May 16, 2010

FOMS

Fear of Missing Something. The emotion that compels you to join your friends when you know you shouldn't or really don't feel like it.

I was really tired from the night before but I got a serious case of the FOMS and went out anyway.

by KenMac July 30, 2005

FOMS

Fear of Missing Something. Constant worry of friends having fun while you're doing something else.

Damn, the girls are going to Dewey Beach this week-end and I have to go to a family wedding. I'm going to have major FOMS.

by R Street Gurl March 15, 2009