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Acronym for "Fixed That For Myself". Used when replying to one's own post to correct information; or, alternately, when self-editing a post one has already made. See also: FTFY.
I can't get this image to post! EDIT: Nevermind (FTFM).
by Doombuggyman March 26, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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"From the Fucking Manual." Used to introduce a quote from a product's documentation in response to a question about that product posed in online forums, usenet, IRC, email, etc.

Using the term FTFM, like RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual) from which is was derived, tells a person that they should have read the manual before asking. Unlike RTFM, however, FTFM is used when the person responding actually wants to provide a useful answer.
Question: "Is it possible to pass sudo a password from stdin instead of the command prompt?"

Answer: "Yes, it is. FTFM:


-S stdin, read the password from the standard input instead of the terminal."
by PunctuallyChallenged May 15, 2011
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Acronym: "Fixed that for myself" Derived from Ftfy, or "Fixed that for you"
Used when one knows when one's previous comment was erroneous; primarily in a comment below an original comment.
"I smoked an ounce in an hour! By Myself!"
-Herp McDerp
"LOL I meant a gram LOL Ftfms"
-Herp McDerp
by FTFMS January 17, 2011
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F*** The F***ing Manual

Men don't need manuals or directions... Throw it out and figure it out yourself
Bill's wife nagged him to put that treadmill together, so he looked at the instructions. The pictures were big with not enough detail, it was written in 15 languages none of which told him exactly what to do. He yelled FTFM, threw the directions out and figured it out for himself!
by bombersfan July 14, 2009
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Find The Fucking Manual. Response to a cheap person buying a piece of used hardware and expcting a smart person to tell them what the specifications are or how it works.
He could have easily found what he wanted on the manufacturer's web site. I told him to FTFM.
by JediMaster666 March 13, 2011
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