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frozen chosen 

A nickname for us Prsebyterians that has to do with predestination.
Oh yeah, that summer camp's run by the frozen chosen.
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Frozen Chosen 

Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.
The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.
Frozen Chosen by Goofyfan November 27, 2011

Frozen chosen 

Nickname given to Canadians. Also known as the ''snow people''.
SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.

DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.
Frozen chosen by Aliases February 20, 2014

Frozen Chosen 

When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
Guess what Dave! Me and Julie did the frozen chosen last night.
Frozen Chosen by Pyrozore March 15, 2024

The Frozen Chosen 

The Presbyterian Church. Frozen by their beliefs and Chosen by God to do His will. It can also mean that they can be overly traditional and not welcome to change.
I went to the Presbyterian Church today and it was so quiet in service I can see why they are called the "The Frozen Chosen".
The Frozen Chosen by Presby November 13, 2013
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