13 definitions by Aliases

Controlled opposition

A controlled opposition is a protest movement that is actually being led by government agents. Nearly all governments in history have employed this technique to trick and subdue their adversaries. Notably Vladimir Lenin who said ''"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."

Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.

by Aliases January 26, 2013

Frozen chosen

Nickname given to Canadians. Also known as the ''snow people''.

SON : The winter lasted almost nine months this year.

DAD : It's no big deal for us Canadians. People call us the frozen chosen.

by Aliases February 18, 2014

Horace

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

I went to look at the barn, and inside there were many horaces.

by Aliases August 30, 2011

Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.

John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.

by Aliases May 19, 2013

Momfriend

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.

Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.

by Aliases August 15, 2011

Panic sex

Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.

John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.

by Aliases March 01, 2014

Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.

47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.

by Aliases October 11, 2012