Aliases's definitions

Conjugal duty

The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.

The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.

by Aliases September 16, 2012

Mama's basement syndrome

Mama's basement syndrome is a psychological syndrome which primarily affects men who are acquiring masters degrees but who haven't moved out of their mother's basement yet. Symptoms include lack of self-esteem, self-doubt, guilt, fear for the future, sexual frustration and severe dependence on family members.

Richard is happy that he's getting his PhD in philosophy, but he also suffers from mama's basement syndrome and finds it very difficult to move out of his parents' house. He's afraid his girlfriend will leave him if she finds out where he really lives.

by Aliases August 15, 2014

Momfriend

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.

Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.

by Aliases August 18, 2011

Horace

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

I went to look at the barn, and inside there were many horaces.

by Aliases September 2, 2011

Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.

47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.

by Aliases October 11, 2012

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.

John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.

by Aliases May 19, 2013