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Frotography

(n.)

1. The art or process of producing images of afros on

photosensitive surfaces.

2. The art, practice, or occupation of taking and printing

frotographs.

3. A body of frotographs.
I just got a job for the local paper, in the frotography department.
by Bowlingshoe April 9, 2010
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Fotographia Fantastique

Photographer who helped start the trend of shooting "Alt" models (generally models with hair colors that cannot be found in nature or the heavily body modified sort).
"Damn, these newbs all know SG, but they don't know Fotographia Fantastique, even though he was shooting that stuff back in the day!"
by rawkinit December 16, 2008
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Foodtography

Foodtography is what the name implies. It is the art of taking a picture of food that you will eat.
The art of Foodtography was shown when she took a picture of a salad.
by Not Who You Might Think August 30, 2013
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fartography

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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Funtography

Taking everyday objects, people, landscapes etc and have fun taking pictures of them or making them fun whilst editing. Hence having fun with photography "Funtography"
by Omen 666 June 17, 2009
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brotography

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.
John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.
by brotographer September 16, 2009
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fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009
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