Frosted Flaker 

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

Frosted Flaker by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

Frosted flaker 

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

Frosted flaker by Xylem October 11, 2010

Frosted Flakes 

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

Frosted Flakes by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Frosted Flakes Time 

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.

I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.

Frosted Flakes Time by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010

frosted flakes 

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

frosted flakes by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes 

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

Frosted flakes 

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

Frosted flakes by RobertoGville April 23, 2008