Frostage

Noun. A violent slamming together of the words 'friend' and 'hostage'. Used when someone you are friendly with is, either knowingly or unknowingly, keeping you in their company against your will. Usually results from a sense of cabin fever, where the two friends have been in each other's company for too long, but one of them just hasn't realised it yet.

Person 1: I'm hungover from the weekend and we've just been driving for four hours straight. I don't want to play croquet.

Person 2: But there's nobody else around to do anything with me. And we've been having a great time in each other's company, non stop for the last three days.

Person 1: Uh. (to the police via text) I am a frostage.

by Oignm October 18, 2008

frottage

frot, tribadism, dry humping, or any other no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private

Oh the delicious frottage! I'm still tender all over.

by annonymous July 10, 2004

frottage cheese

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage

Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna

by officeshapedprisoner May 21, 2004

Frottage

1: The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.
2: The less known definition of applying a texture to a piece of paper through rubbing.

1: Man, Jill and Becky have been dancing for a while now. Probably engaging in some hot frottage.
2: This is the most splendid texture! Watson, give me my frottage tools so I can make a rubbing.

by Major-Fresh March 1, 2011

Frottage

When 2 guys rub their dicks against each other.
It's kind of hot :3
Usually you wear clothes.

1: Want to have a bit of fun?
2: Frottage?
1: Absolutely.

by Purpose Inc. June 18, 2016

frottage frais

Same definition as frottage but leading to an ejaculation

This train to Waterloo is going to cause a frottage frais

by Bigax201 January 22, 2017

frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.

Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!

by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009